"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them
in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head
I HOPE YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU’VE...
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
[spins around in chair ominously] i’ve been expecting y- [chair continues to spin] shit [tries to stop...